Finally?

[vera_j]

I hope. WE hope. The talks are over and the gas is supposed to flow again. When? Some sources say Monday, some later. We´ll see.
http://tn.nova.cz/zpravy/domaci/nemaji-plyn-ale-smeji-se-vtipy-o-plynove-krizi.html Sorry, you can´t enjoy the point, there is no English version but this was on TV yesterday.

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[entropy-house.livejournal.com]

When I put the URL into a google search I had a link to translate. It didn't do a great job, of course. But I have a feeling for the meaning.

VTIPY ON GAS CRISIS

Gas crisis have inspired people throughout the world for many jokes. More than two weeks, Russia and Ukraine spake as to who may, under the gas crisis. Although the night on Sunday both sides agreed, thousands of people still mrznou in their homes and some businesses have had to suspend production of low supplies.


Closed gas but also encouraged the creation of entertainment. After the Internet first began to circulate jokes that "shoots" of various actors gas crisis. If you have your own, send them to the comments below the article or send pictures to e-mail zpravy@tn.cz.

Joke 1

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin and Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko is sitting around the fire and plug the opékají the President of Ukraine Viktor Yushchenko. "Vladimre Vladimirovich, otáčíš why so fast? You will not be well-done, "asks Lukashenko.

Putin answers: "You know, if I shoot slowly steals us and coal!"


Joke 2


Over Ukraine flight. On board there sits President Viktor Yushchenko, Prime Minister Yuliya Tymoshenko and opposition politicians proruský Viktor Yanukovich, leading talks on the future of the country.

Yushchenko "will ensure all Ukrainians hope for a happy future and become the most uctívaným man in the country.

Tymošenková: "I promise that I will give anyone who has savings in the bank, a thousand pounds. I will then still popular."

Yanukovich: "I will blow both of the aircraft and the people I monuments still stand in my life."

Joke 3

Prime Minister Tymošenková warned citizens of Ukraine, it is very difficult to wait the year 2009. Like the 2010 and 2011 and another 40 years until nevyvede the country from the gas crisis.


Joke 4
Some šprýmaři even one joke together with the gas crisis, the war in the Middle East. Prime Minister Putin said he had heard: "Gaza will not be", and the Israelis to understand their own way.


Joke 5
The conversation of two people - Slovak: "We have the euro. What you?
Bohemia: "Gas!"


Joke 6
After circulating the Internet also fun, although very brief telegram from Russia to Slovakia: "Congratulations to the introduction of the euro. STOP. Gas STOP STOP oil.

[entropy-house.livejournal.com]

Actually joke 4 works as a pun in English, too. And 5 and 6 translated very well.

[vjezkova.livejournal.com]

Wow, you did it! Yes, just a gist - but thank you for you help very much!

[entropy-house.livejournal.com]

You can always use the google translator - it's just easiest to get it to do into the 'native' language your computer is set to.

This is the page I use.
http://www.google.com/language_tools

The link to it is at the bottom of any page of websearch results I get, so it's likely to be at the bottom of the Czech google websearch results. It's handy when all you need is a rough idea of the meaning.

[vjezkova.livejournal.com]

Once more, thank you. I had no idea this is available! *Hugs*

[nautile26.livejournal.com]

Well that's good news. Those jokes are most appropriate. And the photos are very clever. I like the stove top with the little camp fires, but it would be easier to laugh if so many people weren't suffering in this crisis. I wonder who you see as the main villain in the conflict. Putin or Tymoschenko? Or are they equally to blame?

[vjezkova.livejournal.com]

I also like that stove the best!
About the villains - I believe that there are numerous and from both sides and that people like you or me can´t even see all the net of cunning.

[glitterboy1.livejournal.com]

We *all* hope.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed....

[vjezkova.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!